bringing to you proof that succulents are just some fake-ass shit cooked up by the man to try and get us buying FAKE-ASS SHIT
talk to someone ACTUALLY ALIVE
expose an impostor
mugshots
FUCKING GREAT now they’re trying to pretend to be FUCKING ROCKS
GOD i can’t believe some asshole is trying to sell innocent people these fake ass plants
that’s why we have to uncover these imposters and show them for what they really are
ladies and gentlemen we have our first submission
PREACH BABY
