yo sorry bout the holdup

had to jet outta town when we werent expectin it and the queue ran dry

well be back with the program asap

geodetea asked: funny blog, made me smile

thanks bro but we aint kiddin

spread the word 

spoocyma:

FUCKING GREAT now they’re trying to pretend to be FUCKING ROCKS

etsy:

(via Wearable Plant Secret Suprise Dome GemSprout by GemSprouts)

i guess selling them on etsys ok seein as it says “handmade” on the tin and we all know that means “FAKE”

dont stop it being a sorry sight though

edit:

hold up

is that

AW HELL NAW

look at em all pretendin theyre fat little asparaguses

asparagi??

if asparagus is like octopus both are right BUT NONE OF THESE BITCHES ARE OH BURN SUCCULENTS I GOT YOU

flora-file:

Euphorbia lactea ‘White Ghost’ (by plantmanbuckner)

taiichi:

Avonia papyracea

ROPE YOU AINT EVEN TRYIN

POSER BITCH BANANAS GROW DOWN

edit:

ok so maybe they dont

YOU STILL AINT BIG ENOUGH TO FOOL ME

brittanyleathamae:

Solar snail  #chocolate#mint #succulent #organic#cute (Taken with Instagram at My Garden)

what the fuck SNAIL YOU AINT FOOLIN NOBODY

YOURE FAKE TOO

least you better be else that motherfuckers microscopic

spoocyma:

GOD i can’t believe some asshole is trying to sell innocent people these fake ass plants

that’s why we have to uncover these imposters and show them for what they really are

ladies and gentlemen we have our first submission

PREACH BABY